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"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing."
"The Tower of the Elephant", Robert E. Howard, Weird Tales, March 1933.
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This is the time you get to see some... olympic medal... ninja wandage.
Art is sex of the imagination.
-George Jean Nathan, 1926
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" If Life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your enemies eyes"
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"You're All I Dream About." - All Time Low
Chris Colfer is kind of really amazing.
Do yourself a favor. Watch "Glee".
Matthew Broderick + Sarah Jessica Parker = <3
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I mean, if you can take something that doesn't exist and make it look like it's got a soul, that's art. ~Michael Bay
I like Poems, Long walks on the beach, and Pokeing dead things with a stick.
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Honestly, if you don't find one thing on that Page to be funny, then you need to lighten the fuck up, matey.
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